I have loved North Carolina for a very long time, and always dreamed of living here, but I never expected Spring to be like something out of a Stephen King novel...Everything has been coated in a fine layer of yellow dust for weeks now. My future-mother-in-law's (henceforth known as FMIL) yellow car...is well yellower.
I used to love yellow, but I now see it as the color of hate...And I hear that's not all NC has to offer either: SPIDERS THE SIZE OF DOOR KNOBS! Okay, so maybe they aren't THAT big, but from the cell phone pic FBIL showed me, they're pretty monstrous, and apparently pretty common. If you all remember my spider/'pider post, you will know just how well I will get along with those beasts...le sigh. I am doomed. I should have known Utopia doens't exist.
I just looked down at my flip-flop-clad feet and my pink polish has a fine yellow dusting. As if having bad seasonal allergies isn't enough torture, I apparently am in the one state that is being taken over by flowers and other polleny things. *Sigh.* I honestly wouldn't be so bitchy if I didn't have a pollen-induced migraine of a head ache right now...Honestly.
This post is rambly and poorly contructed, so if you made it this far, THANK YOU :)
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