Tinkerbell

Who needs a trail of bread crumbs? When I got home today, I merely had to follow the trail of glitter leading up the drive way, over the yard, up the steps, and to the computer. My youngest sister, O, got a hold of the glitter today and now everything and everyone is wearing it. It looks like Tinkerbell was brutally murdered...I kept brushing off the nasty stuff, but I can't help feeling--and looking--like a Britney Spears retread from the 90s.

I hate glitter, and it's quite obvious that the person who gifted my sister with the colored gitter set does not have children. Anyone who has children, or contact with children, would never be so cruel...Ah well. I'm still Kai, just in multi-color.